Sally sometimes keeps me warm at night. However, her annoyance far outweighs the warmth that she provides. Especially when she happy paws on my back before the light has graced us with her presence for the day. She thinks she is entitled to this privilege all the time now. I am regretting the first night i let her share my bed ...
Things that annoy me about Sally:
1) She. Is. So. Goddamn. Needy.
2) She is always underfoot, especially when I am in the kitchen. I unintentionally kick her and step on her ALL the time then she looks up all hurt and screams at me like it's MY fault.
3) She follows me around and cries at the top of her lungs when she needs/wants food then she takes 1.5 bites and walks away as if she wasn't THAT hungry in the first place.
3.5) She eats so fast that she then pukes.
3.8) She begs to drink the raw milk after I'm done with my cereal then indulges and spits it up like a baby.
4) She wants to be where ever I am all the time. If I don't let her she revolts. Example: I want to lay on my bed in peace. I lock my bedroom door so she can't get in. She gets angry and rebells by going into my closet (which she can get into) and gets her fucking fur all over.
5) Her OBSESSION with chewing on plastic bags. WTF cat!
6) She taunts my rabbit. He is in his enclosure and she gets free roam of my room but she still likes to hang out in HIS space.
7) At the end of the day she is really fucking sweet and as much as I want to I can't hate her. I...I just can't. Stupid bitch.
Sally has turned into a dog. Not only does she eat anything and everything, bits of pumpkin roll, nuts, cheese, noodles, bread, eggs, hair, random shit off the ground, but she greets me when I come home from work. Before I even put my key in the door to the apartment she knows it's me. I hear her horrendous meow like the voice of Satan crackling behind the door. I always pause briefly before I enter. She sits alone in the long dark hallway and stares up at me with huge creepy eyes then screams at me as I hang up my jacket and purse and then tries to break into my room when I open the door.
It is with a heavy heart that I announce that my favorite cat, Reese Cup, has been missing from the farm for about a month. I can only hope that she comes back but I know the reality of the situation. I am hoping she has found a nice male stray and has been fucking her little fuzzy brains out, and since she is fixed she doesn't have to worry about any unwanted pregnancy! I'm hoping she uses protection though, gotta keep the feline AIDs at bay. We love you Reese, please come back. <3 <3 <3
Mr. Grumblez is nomming currently. I love when it is quiet in my room and all I hear is the small *crunch crunch* of him having a snack. I pushed his enclosure close up around his cage because I was moving around. He spent the better part of 5 minutes pushing it back out with his face and nose that never tires. I guess he worked up an appetite. He will get a clean cage tomorrow as well as a mani/pedi and a nice long brushing. His new favorite thing to do when he wants attention is to put his little paws up on top of the fence and stand oh his back feetsies for me to pet him, He loves it and it is super duper adorbs. Last weekend when I was home my roommate had a small get together with some of her friends. I guess she showed them my room and they saw the bun. Somehow, they got him out and loved on him for awhile. I was quite impressed. He was a good boy and wasn't mean! He was apparently a huge hit with the ladies. (Sally was too). We are having a 'Fall Party' tomorrow and the guests have already been gushing about the animals and how much they love the apartment! Yay!
I have also started a 'Wall of Pets' wall at work. I decided that sometimes we need a break from looking at kids all day. So far I am in the only one with a picture up. Of course it is of Mr. Grumblez.
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| I hate it when you do cute things it disgusts me. At this exact moment Sally is outside my bedroom door S C R E A M I N G and digging to get in. She is on a time-out. The last time she was in here she tried to get into Mr. Grumblez's house. She was driving me nuts today while i was trying to take out the trash. Sometimes it's hard to not throw her out a window. |
1) She. Is. So. Goddamn. Needy.
2) She is always underfoot, especially when I am in the kitchen. I unintentionally kick her and step on her ALL the time then she looks up all hurt and screams at me like it's MY fault.
3) She follows me around and cries at the top of her lungs when she needs/wants food then she takes 1.5 bites and walks away as if she wasn't THAT hungry in the first place.
3.5) She eats so fast that she then pukes.
3.8) She begs to drink the raw milk after I'm done with my cereal then indulges and spits it up like a baby.
4) She wants to be where ever I am all the time. If I don't let her she revolts. Example: I want to lay on my bed in peace. I lock my bedroom door so she can't get in. She gets angry and rebells by going into my closet (which she can get into) and gets her fucking fur all over.
5) Her OBSESSION with chewing on plastic bags. WTF cat!
6) She taunts my rabbit. He is in his enclosure and she gets free roam of my room but she still likes to hang out in HIS space.
7) At the end of the day she is really fucking sweet and as much as I want to I can't hate her. I...I just can't. Stupid bitch.
Sally has turned into a dog. Not only does she eat anything and everything, bits of pumpkin roll, nuts, cheese, noodles, bread, eggs, hair, random shit off the ground, but she greets me when I come home from work. Before I even put my key in the door to the apartment she knows it's me. I hear her horrendous meow like the voice of Satan crackling behind the door. I always pause briefly before I enter. She sits alone in the long dark hallway and stares up at me with huge creepy eyes then screams at me as I hang up my jacket and purse and then tries to break into my room when I open the door.
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| Reese Reese. I miss you and your neckerchief. |
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| Just calling attention to this again. |
Mr. Grumblez is nomming currently. I love when it is quiet in my room and all I hear is the small *crunch crunch* of him having a snack. I pushed his enclosure close up around his cage because I was moving around. He spent the better part of 5 minutes pushing it back out with his face and nose that never tires. I guess he worked up an appetite. He will get a clean cage tomorrow as well as a mani/pedi and a nice long brushing. His new favorite thing to do when he wants attention is to put his little paws up on top of the fence and stand oh his back feetsies for me to pet him, He loves it and it is super duper adorbs. Last weekend when I was home my roommate had a small get together with some of her friends. I guess she showed them my room and they saw the bun. Somehow, they got him out and loved on him for awhile. I was quite impressed. He was a good boy and wasn't mean! He was apparently a huge hit with the ladies. (Sally was too). We are having a 'Fall Party' tomorrow and the guests have already been gushing about the animals and how much they love the apartment! Yay!
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| WWIII???? |
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| I Love Him |
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