First of all, I hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday regardless of what you do or don't celebrate! As a gift for ya'll I have a bunch of pictures for your viewing pleasure.
Steph is in the process of moving out. Soon Sally will be gone too. She definitely knows something is going on.
Here are a few text message pictures and texts that I have sent to Steph recently that were amusing...
'Look at this creepy bitch peepin on my cereal! Aaaaaaaand she just tried to eat a nail. Such an intelligent creature we have on our hands.'
'Sally has also started knocking over the trash can...'-Me
'God she's well behaved.'-Steph
'Sweeping the kitchen is like an open buffet for this fucking cat.'
I can tell when it's time to sweep the kitchen because whenever I am standing in there eating or making food, Sally has her face to the ground and is licking whatever she can. She is quite fond of little bits of sugar cookies that fall to the ground, especially pieces with frosting on them.
Yesterday morning I had plans to get up early because I was driving home for Christmas. Sally had other plans as if my already early
rousal (<---sweet word I just made up) time was not early enough for her. She jumped on the bed and came over to my head and started purring loudly. Then she proceeded to happy paw my head, getting my hair tangled up in her claws. I then put the blanket over my head and tucked it underneath so she couldn't bother me. She began nudging me aggressively, and once she got no response from that the happy paws continued. Basically, she ruined my life trying to wake me up, very prematurely, despite her food dish being completely full. I won't miss that.
Since it has been colder, and I don't have much time left for kitty snuggles, I have been letting her sleep with me. I will say that her bedtime routine is kind of...*cough* cute. I ALWAYS shut the door with her outside, though not all the way. I let her discover she can get in on her own. Once she realizes she can get in she jumps up on my bed and comes over to my side (usually the right). She then turns around in circles, lays down, gets up, continues to turn around in circles, until she is satisfied and finally lays down in a little ball. She stays like that for a few moments and then gets up and crawls underneath my covers, turns around, and sticks her head out so she is covered up like a person. Once or twice I have woken up hours after going to bed and we are both in the same position.
My bed WAS fresh, clean, and cat-hair free. Not so much anymore. Biiiiiitch. Shortly after this image was taken I had to go to work. I made her get off my bed and out of my room because if I can't be comfy and warm in my bed no one else can either!
That tongue, in all of it's sand-papery foul-ness, has caused me more agony and sadness than any other tongue in this world.
Can you see the hatred oozing from Carmen towards Sally? She legitimately LOATHES Sally. It's hilarious. Fortunately for Carmen, she doesn't have to deal with Sally anymore since she moved out this past Thursday.
His adorable-ness is almost painful.
Santa Claus even left a stocking filled with goodies for Mr. Grumblez! What a nice dude. He brought him a corn husk ball, which was tied from his ceiling but he played with it enough that he knocked it down so it is now resting on the ground in a corner. He also got another carrot chew toy and some tiny corn cobs. We popped one of them, he seems to enjoy the pop corn and the un-popped kernels.
Every time my mom walks in the room this is what Mr. Grumblz does. She spoils this fluffy creature horribly. He knows exactly what to do to make her give him raisin treaties.
It seems as though my dad has found a new biffle in Mr. Grumblez or vice versa. My dad requested Mr. Grumblez to hang out with us while we played the Wii. It is interesting to me that regardless of where he is, Grumblestilzkin loves to hang out on the backs of couches. He was sitting behind my dad for a good 20 minutes today. What an adorable pair.
Merry Christmas!! His hair-do was slightly more out of control than it is usually.
