Baby, It's Cold Outside

Sally sometimes  keeps me warm at night.  However, her annoyance far outweighs the warmth that she provides. Especially when she happy paws on my back before the light has graced us with her presence for the day. She thinks she is entitled to this privilege all the time now. I am regretting the first night i let her share my bed ...

I hate it when you do cute things
it disgusts me.

At this exact moment Sally is outside my bedroom door S C R E A M I N G and digging to get in. She is on a time-out. The last time she was in here she tried to get into Mr. Grumblez's house. She was driving me nuts today while i was trying to take out the trash. Sometimes it's hard to not throw her out a window. 

Things that annoy me about Sally:
1) She. Is. So. Goddamn. Needy.
2) She is always underfoot, especially when I am in the kitchen. I unintentionally kick her and step on her ALL the time then she looks up all hurt and screams at me like it's MY fault.
3) She follows me around and cries at the top of her lungs when she needs/wants food then she takes 1.5 bites and walks away as if she wasn't THAT hungry in the first place.
3.5) She eats so fast that she then pukes.
3.8) She begs to drink the raw milk after I'm done with my cereal then indulges and spits it up like a baby.
4) She wants to be where ever I am all the time. If I don't let her she revolts. Example: I want to lay on my bed in peace. I lock my bedroom door so she can't get in. She gets angry and rebells by going into my closet (which she can get into) and gets her fucking fur all over.
5) Her OBSESSION with chewing on plastic bags. WTF cat!
6) She taunts my rabbit. He is in his enclosure and she gets free roam of my room but she still likes to hang out in HIS space.
7) At the end of the day she is really fucking sweet and as much as I want to I can't hate her. I...I just can't. Stupid bitch.

Sally has turned into a dog. Not only does she eat anything and everything, bits of pumpkin roll, nuts, cheese, noodles, bread, eggs, hair, random shit off the ground, but she greets me when I come home from work. Before I even put my key in the door to the apartment she knows it's me. I hear her horrendous meow like the voice of Satan crackling behind the door. I always pause briefly before I enter. She sits alone in the long dark hallway and stares up at me with huge creepy eyes then screams at me as I hang up my jacket and purse and then tries to break into my room when I open the door.

Reese Reese. I miss you and your neckerchief.

Just calling attention to this again.

It is with a heavy heart that I announce that my favorite cat, Reese Cup, has been missing from the farm for about a month. I can only hope that she comes back but I know the reality of the situation. I am hoping she has found a nice male stray and has been fucking her little fuzzy brains out, and since she is fixed she doesn't have to worry about any unwanted pregnancy! I'm hoping she uses protection though, gotta keep the feline AIDs at bay. We love you Reese, please come back. <3 <3 <3

Mr. Grumblez is nomming currently. I love when it is quiet in my room and all I hear is the small  *crunch crunch* of him having a snack. I pushed his enclosure close up around his cage because I was moving around. He spent the better part of 5 minutes pushing it back out with his face and nose that never tires. I guess he worked up an appetite. He will get a clean cage tomorrow as well as a mani/pedi and a nice long brushing. His new favorite thing to do when he wants attention is to put his little paws up on top of the fence and stand oh his back feetsies for me to pet him, He loves it and it is super duper adorbs. Last weekend when I was home my roommate had a small get together with some of her friends. I guess she showed them my room and they saw the bun. Somehow, they got him out and loved on him for awhile. I was quite impressed. He was a good boy and wasn't mean! He was apparently a huge hit with the ladies. (Sally was too). We are having a 'Fall Party' tomorrow and the guests have already been gushing about the animals and how much they love the apartment! Yay!

WWIII????

I have also started a 'Wall of Pets' wall at work. I decided that sometimes we need a break from looking at kids all day. So far I am in the only one with a picture up. Of course it is of Mr. Grumblez.

I Love Him 

'YOU GOT SO FAT!'

'This is the sound of needy-ness..'

Steph stopped by on her way back to NY from PDF. We had dinner, shared a nice long chat, and took turns taking jabs at Sally's general foul-ness. She is currently outside my door screaming. She must know I am writing about her. She was just happy she got to lick someone's face! 

Reunited and it Feels so GOOD!

Squirrel Watching

Sally has been quite fascinated lately with this squirrel who likes to eat berries out of the bushes that are right outside the window. She will fall asleep watching him. She also enjoys it when the birds hang out in there. Sometimes she will make her cat chirpy noises at the creatures. I know I am pretty good to do whatever chores I need to get done around the house if she is distracted by the squirrel or the birds.  Oh Sally, what a silly creature you are. 

Squirrel Noms

Finally, here in Philadelphia, fall has come!! We have been having these lovely crisp, cool days. Of course with the coming of fall the humidity decreases rapidly. As a result of that the door to my room, which becomes rather swoll in the humidity gets stuck in the door frame and is very difficult to open. Since the welcome decrease in humidity it is no longer a challenge to get in and out of my room everyday. Sally has figured out that she CAN in fact open my door and come in. I guess I should back up a bit. I let her sleep with me on Friday night because my roommate was gone and I was feeling rather crappy all day. She snuggled up against me and it was *coughcoughadorablecough*. The next morning at about 6:30am she got into my room and came near my face and started in with the happy paws on my pillow. When I opened my eyes the tiniest crack she meowed and stuck her terrifying face in mine. She looked like one of those slow loris motherfuckers...you know, with the big creepy eyes. I got up, peed, fed her, went back to bed, but not before locking my door. Mr. Grumblez is NOT a fan of a curious Sally invading HIS territory, aka my room. 

BAD Kitty

Mr. Grumblez is doing just as well as ever. I got him some new Timothy Hay and he doesn't seem to fancy it much. He is currently laying in his house after a nice meal. Well, I assume it was nice for him. 

Adorbs

Mr. Grumblez was the star in a video I recently made. He is a very talented little actor. Maybe I will try and cut some of the pieces together and put it on here in an abridged version. Sally also made a cameo appearance. I am going home next week for a dental appointment. It will be my first time 'home' in my parent's new place. I haven't decided if I am taking Mr. Grumblez with me yet seeing as though it will only be for a day and a half...I probably won't. He doesn't like getting moved around that much so I will probably wait to bring him until next time when I go back which will probably be for Thanksgiving. I went to a new pet store by my work today. I got litter and some bedding for him. They also sold rabbits. They were adorable and pulled at my heartstrings briefly until I remembered I have the cutest bunny so why buy a new one! However, they were floppy eared ones...AWWW!! 

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